Home is a place full of fat people.

sarcastic-snowflake:

when you see someone really attractive from a far 

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but then you see them up close and you’re like ‘oh nvm’

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shaping-lydibug:

duckrunsagain:

run-like-a-zombie:

…I may or may not have teared up a bit reading this ;)

I needed this kind of inspiration today. :)

Needed this for studying for this stupid test… This gives me hope

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iwishihadafather:

THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS 

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elliotexplicit:

thecosmosowl:

chubbinafatzarelli:

a real romantic plot

what the fuck

Ant-Man looks great.

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vinegod:

Dad Jokes: They’re So Legit Now 👨 by Thomas Sanders

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coruscat3:

myownpersonalstar:

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

Im lying down how do I do this

I’m in bed though

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rebelfreakat221b:

chrissymodi-frost:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.

TRUTH^

I have attic room and I have two doors like that lead into the rest of my attic. One one won’t open but sometimes I hear cracking nosies…

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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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poshxspice:

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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